#im so excited to see him work with the cod as an actual member. he's a very fun character for me

[cradle-of-darkness]

COOKIES OF DARKNESS NATION WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

(long rambling in tags if u care)

[crstarwars]

dark cacao kingdom but star wars-ified

sIf George Lucas saw this post he would probably explode

SECTION ONE: CHARACTERS

1. Dark Cacao

dark cacao is a member of the jedi council and a jedi master! he practices form 7, and the forms he mastered to be able to practice that were forms 5, 4, and 2. similar to the rest of the jedi council (minus white lily, whom i will expand on later), he’s in charge of a kingdom on his home planet, which is named after himself because he’s just so silly. same as in crk canon, at some point in his life he acquired a son whom he began to train as his successor! overall, he’s an incredible jedi with just. generally amazing lightsaber combat skill, but he’s one of those jedi that is sort of questioned over their more dark-side leaning tactics. he really is a nice guy! he’s just sort of emo and people are like oh my god im scared of emos yknow. 2. Dark Choco (knowing smile) so as has been shown in that one official art we got of him dark choco and kylo ren parallels are so insanely there. Similar scars and everything. Oh my goodness hee hee kicks my feet around. Overall probably practices form 5 mainly but he always wanted to learn form 7. overall some. stuff happened between him and his dad and he never got to finish his training. now that he’s with the COD he’s a sith that uses force lightning like. A lot probably more than is reasonably healthy for him. Also his lightsaber is like. fucked up but i’ll expand on that in a ‘how the existing storyline has been translated to star wars’ thing probably later in this post. 3. Caramel Arrow Cookie

I will admit i am battling some serious demons trying to decide if i want her to be a force user or just really cool and Not a force user. that bit is undecided but she serves a similar role as like, padme’s bodyguards did. i’ll probably base her design off of those outfits actually. Her weapon of choice is Not a lightsaber she uses those massive crossbows that you typically see wookies with except she’s just like insane and that’s her weapon of choice i guess. it’s absolutely effective she has decimated things using that singular crossbow. She’s surprisingly mobile with it too given the size of the thing she’s doing flips and shit all over the place and all most can do is sit and observe.  4. Affogato Cookie Grabs him by the scruff of his neck This guy. he’s a force user that doesn’t use a lightsaber. ‘morally unaligned’ in an evil mansplain manipulate malefail way. He mostly uses the dark plague which i will also explain further in ‘how storyline translates thing’. He has a beskar staff which he got in a morally dubious manner and overall passes himself off as Not a force user so that he was able to get close to and manipulate the everloving fuck out of everyone in the cacao kingdom. Really excited to start working out designs for him Ahee hee

SECTION TWO: HOW DOES THE STORYLINE TRANSLATE?

Gonna be honest I will be copy pasting most of this from a discord rant where i have it laid out for the most part. so pretty much. i think dark choco essentially found the kyber crystal for his lightsaber as per usual and it . initially appeared to be a normal color yadda yadda yknow. dark cacao, whom i am making into like... a fusion of han solo + luke skywalker for purposes of the dark choco + kylo ren parallel (essentially it's like if luke were kylo's dad but also like a. struggling father). but anyways dark cacao is his tutordad essentially and he's like wow son nice crystal you found and dark choco is like wow thankyou dad ! and they continue with training and dark cacao doesn't mention that there's this weird aura shit around the crystal because he doesn't wanna worry his son with the potential of his first kyber crystal to be some fucked up ancient sith magic. the crystal itself is what i am imagining is like. an physical object manifestation of the dark plague. which is essentially star wars speak for fucked up force manipulation but not the mind tricks just like 'ooo oim sloowly turning you eeevil' thing. This leads into affogato’s role in this but i have more to explain. but so yeah over time it becomes more and more prominent that the crystal is like fucked up and dark cacao confronts dark choco about it and he’s like FUCK YOU DAD YOU JUST DONT ACTUALLY TRUST ME or something idk and the crystal is like yeah you get em tiger. Dark choco lashes out under the sword’s influence and then goes to live his life full of guilt.  Side note again the kylo ren association that choco canonically has absolutely forshadowed dark cacao getting pushed off a fucking cliff sorry not sorry. If nobody got me i know that the force awakens movie got me.  so yeah dc runs off to cod he isn’t associated with the story until the timeframe of ep 13/14 as per usual. Sometime between that period of time the affogato and caramel arrow conflict occurs. affogato cookie is a force user except he’s a weak ass bitch so he’s only really great with mobility stuff and manipulation magic shit. given this he is insanely effective with the dark plague. he entered the kingdom and immediately started gaslighting his way through life and got dark cacao under his thumb in a record amount of time. obviously as is expected caramel arrow is unhappy, gets gaslit, is kicked out. she becomes sort of a morally good bounty hunter and takes any job she deems morally acceptable while still trying to look out for the general public even though she’s not allowed/supposed to anymore. so excited to design her outfit aboohoo. that’s the most of the important storyline translation stuff mostly everything stays the same i’m just giving characters abilities that are very insane and that they should never be allowed to have. thats all have a good one team